I work at a place that sells fitness, not only to the consumers but to their employees. Oddly enough, we have a girl scout selling chocolaty goodness inside the building, OK she didn't skip school to sell cookies, but they brought the cookies home and the mysterious parent said "Oh I will take these to work and they will sell like hot cakes."
And of course 2:30 rolls around and everyone worked out and is getting the afternoon snack bug, so they sold like hot cakes. So back to my title: Are they aliens? You tell me: they are short, green, choose a disguise that no other human would wear, on a mission, and have objects disguised as cookies that will make us misshapen and shorter our lifespan, and are shaped like UFOs (well all cookies are). The final clue: check out the pic I added of their business badge, holy crap this confirms everything. I think I am onto something.
So did I give in? No I did not give my money to the superior being, but I stole two from my neighboring cubical co-worker.
