I work at a place that sells fitness, not only to the consumers but to their employees. Oddly enough, we have a girl scout selling chocolaty goodness inside the building, OK she didn't skip school to sell cookies, but they brought the cookies home and the mysterious parent said "Oh I will take these to work and they will sell like hot cakes."
And of course 2:30 rolls around and everyone worked out and is getting the afternoon snack bug, so they sold like hot cakes. So back to my title: Are they aliens? You tell me: they are short, green, choose a disguise that no other human would wear, on a mission, and have objects disguised as cookies that will make us misshapen and shorter our lifespan, and are shaped like UFOs (well all cookies are). The final clue: check out the pic I added of their business badge, holy crap this confirms everything. I think I am onto something.
So did I give in? No I did not give my money to the superior being, but I stole two from my neighboring cubical co-worker.
2 comments:
I like the way this blog makes me feel. You'd better watch your back though. The Girl Scouts aren't going to be happy about you letting their conspiracy cat out of the bag. Although I guess I could think of worse ways to go than Death By Thin Mint.
Oh my gawd....that IS an alien. That must be the badge you get when you convince an alien to start a lemonade stand?
They didn't have that badge when I was a GS.
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